newyorked:

more here ♠

newyorked:

more here ♠

guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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definitelyno:

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definitelyno:

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growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

covergirl:

This surf’s got nothing on our waterproof lashes—bring it on!

covergirl:

This surf’s got nothing on our waterproof lashes—bring it on!

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

bladeeeeeeeeeee:

How I feel during summer

bladeeeeeeeeeee:

How I feel during summer

foxydiva:

hamburgerboogie:

Just because I want to fuck you until we both can’t move does not diminish the fact I want to hold your hand and watch movies and build pillow forts with you and go to the store and buy tampons for you when you’re on your lady week.

Prince charming!

omg-pictures:

Next time your kid asks where do babies come from have this pic readyhttp://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

omg-pictures:

Next time your kid asks where do babies come from have this pic ready
http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

cactus-princess:

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

Where can I get this?!

cactus-princess:

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

Where can I get this?!

jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time.

— (via gothics)
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